"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
My grandma unknowingly quoted Shrek the Musical, saying,
"What goes with doughnuts?"
I immediately followed through, belting out,
I forgot she actually has type two diabetes.
I was at Barnes and Noble, buying a script, and when it came time to check out, the little old man at the counter asked for my email address. I asked why and he said, “Save money.”
I said, “No thanks.” I don’t like to be crowded with emails from stores. But what the man grumbled next shocked me.
"There are too many rich people in this world."
I couldn’t believe my ears. First of all, I’m not even rich by any means! What he said was just plain rude, all because I didn’t want to give him my email address. And he looked like a sweet little old man, too.
- Favorite Play?
- Favorite Musical?
- Favorite Actor?
- Favorite Actress?
- Favorite Cast?
- Dream Role?
- Been in a play?
- Been in a Musical?
- Been in a One Act?
- Been in a showmance?
- Seen a broadway play?
- Seen an off broadway play?
- Least favourite show?
- Had a stage kiss?
- Ever Stage Slapped?